Fred has a big head fred
by jameson tic tac December 09, 2019
Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.
ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.
This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.
If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.
ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.
This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.
If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"
by The Natrona Jackhammer July 16, 2024
You paid how much for that (insert item here)?! I saw it online for 1/4 that price! You joogle head!
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by PartyMonkey2000 December 29, 2022
A strange drug that is found at the music festival Bonnaroo and probably others. That is blindingly expensive. A man saw a transaction that involved it in 2011 and has been searching for what it is ever since to quell the obsession that has taken over his life.
Yo man have you heard about Zombie Head/?
No man sorry. Damnit I heard a transaction selling/buying it and have been searching for what it is for the past 6 years with no luck... Maybe the insanity it has caused in my life IS Zombie Head?!
No man sorry. Damnit I heard a transaction selling/buying it and have been searching for what it is for the past 6 years with no luck... Maybe the insanity it has caused in my life IS Zombie Head?!
by Goldmane March 01, 2018
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