Face leech

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.

Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.

Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!

by bespectacled May 6, 2022

face tweeting

When one uses facebook as a twitter like apparatus to express random shit.

Face tweeter: "I just ate some soup lol"

Guy: "Couldn't you have just used your twitter account for that?"

Face tweeter: "Oh, sorry. I must have been face tweeting again."

by The Mighty Gallahad July 26, 2010

Harmon Face Values

An American chain of stores on the east coast that mainly sold healthcare and beauty supplies at a discounted price

On January 27, 2023, Bed Bath & Beyond announced that it would be closing all Harmon Face Values stores. All stores were closed by the beginning of March.

by Wendysfg April 27, 2023

Fuck face

When someone's just so ugly just call them a fuck face

Person 1:you're so ugly

Person 2:oh just shut up you fuck face

by Blake Richardson December 4, 2016

Baw face

Someone who is obese in the facial regions due to
Consuming excessive amounts of wine.

Have you seen that woman from over the road with the baw face ,she’s rattling another bottle of wine .It puts a damper on the saying she looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

by Noholdingbackforever September 3, 2022

Raw-face

Oral sex. Face deep.

I raw-faced my girlfriend last night.

by Indiegirl24 April 20, 2020

Take your face for a shit

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”

“This albums so over-rated”

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”

by TheOceanNew July 21, 2023