They were both sloshed after the party and were cuddling in his bed, when he had a sudden awakening and pulled off a Gandham on her.
by ModernGrandpa December 9, 2023

The collective gathering of group of sailors onboard the friendship getting together to celebrate the world's crookest individual
by Juan Ignacio Chela June 30, 2016

The TV (abbreviation for Television) is a metaphor for the persons life. To turn someone’s TV off is to end their life. Or if someone almost got their TV turned off, they almost lost their life. It could be a literal loss of life, or a hyperbolic loss of life.
1.) My mom is going to turn my TV off if I don’t pass this test tomorrow.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.
by Jasiriheart April 23, 2025

Ok
Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021

incel: WTF!!! STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A METAL PAN!!! HELP!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!
me: ur off the goop bro
me: ur off the goop bro
by bigbroefoje May 26, 2023

by Rézus July 24, 2018

to get so excited on the plane the captain is forced to do an emergency landing on an oil rig in the atlantic ocean.
"where the hell are you?"
"yeah so we had to do an emergency landing and I am currently sunbathing on some oily platform off the coast."
"yeah so we had to do an emergency landing and I am currently sunbathing on some oily platform off the coast."
by Krkič April 28, 2019
