Great Hollow Middle School

Great Hollow Middle School is a school in Nesconset, NY. Everybody there that is going to High School East is very rich, and have a lot of money. The mean girls who are 11-14 year olds are pumping large amounts of caffeine into their little bodies every morning. The guys always wear weird slide on shoes to school and have bold cuts. Rarely in school, the Emo, the gay, and the bullied kids are the most chill kids. They legit are very mature for their age, and don’t act like little dramatic shits. The grade group chats are so annoying because you get texts every 5 seconds, and 90% of the texts are useless snap, or TikToks. The math teachers there always give out too much homework, like some 14 year olds are prodigies in Harvard. The guidance counselors are really just trying to get an answer for you, just to tell the entire school about your issues. They always at first pretend to be a trustworthy person, but in reality they are just there for the drama, that’s why they got hired in the first place. The principals are dictators who punish every kid, even though they were the victims of a situation. At the end of the day, fist fights and cliques would happen while waiting for the bus. Like two wanna be gangsters would fight over the popular girl, or some kids doing TikToks under the tree. The sad part is, the “poor” kids go to High School West, while the other rich kids go to East, where they become more bitchy flexers.

Kid 1: Do you know about Great Hollow Middle School? Kid 2: Yes, it’s brutal in there.

by The Anonymous Scholar August 24, 2023

Stone Hill Middle School

A shitty school located in Cashburn, Virginia. 90% of the school is Indian, and some teachers there are even Indian. Many of the awesome and actual teachers with true potential left the school because they soon realized how terrible the school really is. As I said earlier, the school is infested with try-hard Indians who's main goal is to get into TJ/ACL or face the wrath of an Indian parent with a shoe or hanger in their hand. Not to mention, they stink up the hallways with their rotten curry lunchboxes before lunch. You might want a noseplug or two. Do not even get me started on the preppy popular girls who's whole life is summed up in an aesthetic pinterest post. The "popular" girls are composed of ratchet ass white girls who have nothing else to do and are avoiding studying. (by putting their homework of their weave) (sorry for using AAVE but I had to!) Not to mention, the LGBTQ+ kids there... Half the school goes my they/them pronouns. The school has become so 'cultured' enough to ask what a students pronouns are on the first day of school during ice breakers. Everyone there is fake and will do anything to be "popular". Did I mention that the entire Indian population here is enrolled in Curie Learning's "signature" program that prepares students for TJ/ACL? LMFAO. This school is trash, ghetto, slutty, shitty, and about every bad word humanity has ever created. Oh yeah, and the white male teacher population is 75% are pedos. Don't go to this school, you will regret it.

Average Stone Hill Middle School Student talking to a white friend from Louisiana:

Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.

Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!

Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.

Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.

*Months later*

Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!

Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!

by whydidyouclickmyprofile August 28, 2023

Post Oak Middle School

You want to watch out for kids like Brody, which will throw a ball 100mph during dodgeball that will go down your throat, and out your-

You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.

Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”

And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.

Oh and Linkin, uhh-

Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list

Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.

Post Oak Middle School is a crazy school.

by JustSomeRandomChild September 8, 2023

fat horny nigga muslim midget

a small person who likes to steal and eat tikka masala and does not pay child support.

who stole and ate my tikka masala?

oh, ofcourse it was the fat horny nigga muslim midget

by ARNA HÓLM September 26, 2023

Very perfect middle finger emoji

This is a test to see if the spacing is crap

Normal person: does a very perfect middle finger emoji *f you!!!*
Urban Dictionary: hmm lemme just copy-WAIT WHATTTT 404 GITHUB ERROR?

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 28, 2023

Harold Rowe Middle School

Harold Rowe Middle School is a middle school located in Houston, Texas.

IT is ruled over by the CFISD school system.
But, please, for the love of god... DO NOT ENROLL HERE. It sucks.

"Welcome to Harold Rowe Middle School!"
"I'm leaving."

by EddieEddie2 October 11, 2023

National Eat Your Midterm Day

On October 12 any student gets to eat their midterm and if they eat the whole thing there are no repercussions to their grade.

Professor, you didn't know? It's national Eat Your Midterm Day!

by flowers<3 October 11, 2023