Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 12, 2018

getting a rabies shot

Getting the Covid 19 vaccine

Yeah, I'm getting a rabies shot this afternoon.

by Grapejuiciest April 21, 2021

Ran (or get pan)

Ran (or get pan) is a racist war crime committer, he also hates the French

''Why does Ran (or get pan) hate us French people?''
''Because you guys existed''

by Kenny McCormick.die June 3, 2023

wouldn't get a tan in hell

It means someone is ginger, or very pale.

Can you believe this fella? He wouldn't get a tan in hell.

by Quintus Fabius November 7, 2023

get off my bus

basically "don't kill my vibe"

*person ruins your joke (or tries)*
"dude, just get off my bus!"

by tm64 March 3, 2014

Getting Eggs

When a man isn't simp enough to get a successful date, so he buys eggs instead.
Getting rejected, stood up

Kevinn had a date with Jonathan, but he's getting eggs, instead

You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"

by KappaGee February 15, 2020

Get lucky

Nonono Emma. No.

Hym "I didn't ✌️✊️✌️Get lucky✌️✊️✌️ Ok? This is PURE SKILL! A demonstration of my abject mastery of reality! I am the ultimate status-man! And you're standing between me and my Jennifer Lawrence™. And it isn't hard work and determination, Chris! You fucking traitor! You're a hoe for that!"

by Hym Iam June 24, 2024