by Imveryclingytbh July 17, 2018
by Shedoesntownadressherhairisalw December 14, 2021
A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.
Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:
"I have left you leaking and squeaking."
May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.
Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:
"I have left you leaking and squeaking."
May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.
<after five minutes have elapsed>
camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.
camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
camper 2: Sure.
<after five minutes have elapsed>
camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.
camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT February 07, 2025
by Beelzebubba April 08, 2015
so if you say barney squish face, that means you see a really cute and adorable puppy. like when I got my cockapoo puppy, I shouted BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!! (btw its not I called it barney squish-face because my dog is called Barney, he is called bailey, he just looks like a Barney)
oh my goodness your dog is SO adorable and he looks like a Barney oh my goodness BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!
by Mila loves her golden cockapoo December 28, 2024
by toilet struggler September 24, 2021
Someone who constantly posts things about themselves on their facebook page in hopes for responses, yet never responds to other's posts.
Mary: This sux, I have to move.
Amy: I'm sorry hope you find a great place.
Jeff: It will all work out for the best.
Joe: Let me know if I can be of any help.
Mary: Does not respond to these well-wishes or say thank you or anything at all on others pages until she posts pics of her new house. (and the cycle begins again)
Jeff: Wow! Mary is so face-glorious! It's all about her. She didn't respond to my post about losing my job or my wife having a stroke.
Amy: I'm sorry hope you find a great place.
Jeff: It will all work out for the best.
Joe: Let me know if I can be of any help.
Mary: Does not respond to these well-wishes or say thank you or anything at all on others pages until she posts pics of her new house. (and the cycle begins again)
Jeff: Wow! Mary is so face-glorious! It's all about her. She didn't respond to my post about losing my job or my wife having a stroke.
by overitall July 22, 2010