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<.7.9.7.6.>sHE RUNNED iT oFF bECAUSE sHE iS so sANDALS<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>sHE RUNNED iT oFF bECAUSE sHE iS so sANDALS<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Fire off some missiles

Slang for masturbation, ejaculation

Here's a magazine to help fire off some missiles.

by Wigwam Doctor January 25, 2024

<.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>

<.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>

<.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

gone off apple

When you leave an apple out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off apple tastes rotten.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.

"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."

by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

off-nominal insertion

When something doesn't go where all the players involved think it is going to go. Equally applicable when talking about putting spacecraft in orbit as it is when PIV aim gets a little off and ends up in surprise buttsecks.

You're aiming a little low there, big fella, going to end up with an off-nominal insertion if you poke any harder!

by PurplePirate December 20, 2019

Batch one off

To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.

Oh my God we’re almost at the club and my hair is a disaster, can you please batch one off for me?

by Batch One Off October 15, 2021