by Theshortone1304 December 6, 2018
Get the that’s cockmug. by Thesussyest:) May 11, 2022
Get the Cockmug. A generalization of a 15 ft long shlong at a young age but when they become adults that shlong wraps around the world causing women to crave dick so much they get impregnated jus by looking at it
“Hey raptor cock”
“Hey sorry for making your mom and sister pregnant”
“ all good man I jus wish I was a raptor like you”
“Hey sorry for making your mom and sister pregnant”
“ all good man I jus wish I was a raptor like you”
by Bootyhole tickler911 October 23, 2023
Get the raptor cockmug. Oh? And what's there to learn from a retard fat cock? Masterbate in my room until the staff of my group home for the developmentally disabled walks in and see my fat cock, starts fucking me, gets caught, amd runs away to avoid punishment? I'm getting pretty good at the "throwing a temper tantrum every day until I get what I want part" but my "crying like a bitch when I have to wait an hour to eat cereal." You could learn a bit from that fat defiler piece of shit and bring me a whore.
Hym "You're giving the retarded fat cock way too much credit because your backwards rationalizing from the outcome while entirely ignoring the environment. You have a bunch of women talking about the first whore fucking the retard. The first whore leaves. The you have the management talking to this new hire about what the house is like. What is the house she's going to be working at like? The women there fuck the retard. That's what it's like. Do you want to work there? Are you a woman? What's going to happen after you start working there? You're going to do what the women who work there do. You were brought there to fuck the retard, encouraged to fuck the retard, and shielded from consequences for fucking the retard."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
Get the Retarded Fat Cockmug. by Bella jazzy April 29, 2020
Get the tilly cockmug. That one brother-in-law that always makes you laugh with a bag of popcorn
"Look at my poppy cock its much bigger looking now..
Who knew a bag of popcorn could look so good.. or so he thinks!
"Look at my poppy cock its much bigger looking now..
Who knew a bag of popcorn could look so good.. or so he thinks!
by JENNIFER JETT December 5, 2022
Get the Poppy cockmug. 