Pulling a Ted

When one blows off plans with friends to jerk off into the exhaust pipe of a Brand New AMG GT series vehicle.

Dam dude Teds pulling a Ted on us tonight smh

by BILLLLLYBOB6996 February 27, 2020

Pulling a Maarten

Being absent without letting friends know

A friend, let's call him Maarten, and you decide to meet up for a spliff. You're at the meeting point, the spliff ir rolled, litten and abut to be inhaled. Maarten is late.... an hour late.... a few hours late. You have tried calling him several times but nobody answers. After 12984723894 hours, you get a text from Maarten claiming he is sick and is not coming today (which was pretty obvious by then anyways). This is 'pulling a maarten' and the lesson is that when you are sick, you are not able to call people to let them know in time!!!

by SAJEMA October 21, 2010

pull a girls hair day

go up to any girl and pull there hair until there bald

bro why did you pull fayths hair?

Don’t worry it’s pull a girls hair day today
oh ok

by jameseatschildren October 5, 2020

Skin pulling

Pulling the right skin gives a good feeling.

Dude 1: "Yesterday I went drinking and when I got home she pulled my skin like a lunatic."

Dude 2: "Yo Dude 1, that's rad. I wish someone would help me with my skin pulling skills."

by HurnisTaley May 21, 2018

pulling a merk

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.

Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*

Pulling a merk

by BOUTA_BUST May 13, 2018

Pulling a neel

Giving sexual favors to someone in exchange for any tangible good

Example 1:

Guy 1: dude where the fuck is neel?

Guy 2: Ugh. He’s sucking off the hobo behind Arbies again.

Guy 1: Again! For what this time?

Guy 2: Three paper clips and a grilled cheese.

Guy 1: If the hobo was hot maybe I would be pulling a neel.

by Snonshejje000 December 12, 2020

Pull a San

pulling a san- a short way to put it is to throw up

wow i’m not feeling to good i might just pull a san

by centraldirection October 21, 2020