Pulling a Cruz

An attempt to change the rules in order to hide or mitigate an embarrassing choice you made in the past. Usually attempted from a place of privileged entitlement.

Our sleazoid CEO is Pulling a Cruz and trying to get interns classified as “volunteers” so he won’t get fired for dating his intern against company policy.

by Wordbird1357 February 5, 2024

Pull a Cruz

Attempting to change an institutional law or policy in order to cover up a stupid choice in the past.

Our sleazoid CEO is trying pull a Cruz and reclassify all interns as “volunteers” so he won’t get fired for inappropriate relations w/ an employee after boning the new intern in the corner suite.

by Wordbird1357 February 5, 2024

Pulling a Soham

When you spend more time at your girlfriends place than your own place.

Dude! Stop pulling a Soham and come back to markley.

by John East quad February 5, 2024

Pulling a halah long

(Adjective)Committing an act of necrophilia-
Fucking a corpse or finding attraction towards dead people or bodies.

"The queens dead? Oh, wowie, sorry but I might just have to pull a halah long I guess.
They're dead, they don't care."

"Oh shit, dude, Harleys pulling a halah long!"

by Bryantterms February 6, 2024

pull a kit connor

force somebody to come out of the closet because of useless gay discourse on the internet (queerbaiting accusations etc.)

“this celebrity pointed at a pride flag. they must be gay.”
“don’t pull a kit connor on them.”

by captainshiber December 4, 2022

Pulling a Criminal

Somehow finding a way to be the only one killed by an Overwatch ultimate

Man that junk rat popped ult and only got our baptiste. Guess he was pulling a criminal

by Demoncryz December 8, 2022

Pull a Jenkins

If someone questions your methods after a blunder (especially one of your own making), simply deny any blame and instead send them a topical Wikipedia article without explanation and refuse to reconsider your actions.

Made famous by dir Patty Jenkins who after being ask by studio executives to rewrite her script for Wonder Woman 3, refused and instead sent them a link to the Wonder Woman Wikipedia page.

My mechanic asked me why I'd put gasoline in my Tesla, so I decided to Pull a Jenkins and sent him the Wikipedia on gasoline generating electricity.

by B_dub3 December 9, 2022