Background Baby

A baby who looks like an ugly family member from the past.

Omg! Your baby looks just like your grandma. You got a background baby!

by Riar May 20, 2014

baby shit

make cake out of baby shit

hey wtf are u making with baby shit-

by blizzard bitch February 4, 2021

baby tikes

If you know you know

What’s the crack baby tikes

by Baby tikes September 18, 2020

Baby Birding

When a Tree Climber calls "BABY BIRD!" The groundguy runs under the tree, opens there mouth looking upward, flaps their arms.

The Climber then spits in the groundguys mouth.

FRANKS in the tree top pruning a tree. Dan is a asshole so Franks yells baby bird, Dan runs under Frank tree begings Baby Birding . FRANK spits in his mouth.

by Aholetreeguy November 23, 2022

baby bong

Half the size of a normal bong (little sized bong)

I'm real feeling it now I'm only going have a baby bong

by Kinganswers December 18, 2015

Shaku Shaku Baby

A shit song made by a YouTube channel UnreleasedbyH. It is an abomination of music, a disrespect to musicians like Mozart so great nothing other than a castration could top it. You should really listen to it if you feel like hearing's for suckers!!

Hey Ishan what are you jerking off to? UnreleasedbyH? Goddamn didn't expect that to get you hard.

Bro I'm really tired of having functioning ears and brain, is there anything I can do? Yeah, you should listen to Shaku Shaku Baby

by HoneyPiePussy April 27, 2025

trojan baby

When your Trojan breaks and you have a baby it is a Trojan baby.

John told me his condom broke. Looks like he's got a Trojan baby coming.

by Timstauder January 2, 2017