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baby queen

an unlabeled but queer alternative/indie singer with relatable and fun songs. criminally underrated.
by A_G:) September 15, 2025
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pfas baby

A Gen Z (or younger) kid who grew up marinating in a world full of forever chemicals, microplastics, and mystery toxins. Often shows stunted or unusual physical or hormonal development — like guys looking softer or more androgynous, or girls whose puberty seems delayed, incomplete, or otherwise off-schedule. Basically, a generation raised on chemical soup.

⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.

Evidence:

Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.

PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.

Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org
Bro, he still looks 14 at 22. Total PFAS baby vibes — that’s what happens when your tap water came with a side of Teflon.
by okurgiug September 18, 2025
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ICE ICE baby

Jo: what do you call an infant who hates Mexicans?
Mama: why…
Jo(imitating vanilla ice): ICE ICE baby
by KissingTheHomiesGoodMorning September 19, 2025
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crono baby

(noun)
1. A person who owes their success not to talent or hard work, but to their cronies — friends in high places who pull strings, open doors, or hand them opportunities they didn’t earn.

2. The buddy-network version of a nepo baby (who rides on family connections).
“She’s not a nepo baby, she’s a total crono baby — her best friend runs the label.”

“Bro only got that job because he’s a crono baby in the mayor’s inner circle.”
by KayVee September 19, 2025
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Chiki bop all da way baby buss it down break it all da way

Chiki bop all da way baby buss it down break it all da way is when you slap a chick on the forehead with your penis so hard that it fractures her skull and leaves a dick imprint on her forhead and made her break dance on the floor all the way then proceeded to get brain damage
Tony did a chiki bop all da way baby buss it down break it all da way and I got brain damage
by Prolapsed urethra September 23, 2025
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baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).
Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."
by toad pond September 23, 2025
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Black baby black

This is Nikka Hu's favorite phrase, since he-she, whatever, likes it only black.
Nikka Hu: "Yes baby, black baby black."
by muhfuhinarthurostercowardbtch September 27, 2025
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