Me

A person who searches themselves up and is a friendless bitch.

Me: Can you help me? I have no friends.
Man: HAHA! LIKE I WOULD BE YOUR FRIEND BITCH!
Me: :(

by JackB151234 March 31, 2019

Me

An intellectual.

I am me.

by IDontCareWhatIPutHere April 1, 2019

Me

The most awesome person in the world

Repeat after me: I am the best

Person 1: Me Myself And I are the world number one people
Person 2: :) Number one...
Person 1: Oh shut up

by Da Pineapple Gurl April 3, 2019

Got me goin in this haunted house

Taken from @supremedreams_1 (all credit given) it is used in a situation where you are being forced to go to or visit an undesirable place and literally have nothing else to say

Nurideen: bro let's go gets some mcnuggets
Bazi: no dude McDonald's is disgusting
Nurideen: bro I took you to dubai we have to go
Bazi: got me goin in this haunted house rn

by nurfuckingtrap April 7, 2019

sexy me time

An asian wanting to have sec with beautiful man or women.

i want you to sexy me time

by YourZaddy April 12, 2019

GIVE ME SOME CUCK

when u want some cuck

Can u please give me some cuck?

by beastmaster54 May 20, 2019

Me-cation

When a co-worker, thinking only of himself, decides to take a few days off on short notice to “rest up” before the next big project, leaving the remaining crew to work overtime in over to cover his shift.

“Did you hear we gotta work 12s cause that pussy Art chumped out and is taken a me-cation before the coal boat comes in?”

by Cdux May 22, 2019