Cock Hawk

An aggressively sexual woman who will swoop down on unsuspecting man before he is even aware of an attack. She will start to gobble his cock mid-flight on the way back to her roost. This is similar to the method used by a bird of prey.

Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.

Man One:
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!

Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*

Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.

Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?

Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.

by hotmaildotcom1 September 18, 2015

Cock smelting

To perform the act of extraction on a cock.

Suzy could make a guy cum in seconds. Her cock smelting skills were second to none.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016

Cock smelter

a person who performs the act of extraction on a cock, or cock smelting.

Suzy could make a guy come in seconds, she was a fantastic cock smelter.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016

Venom-cock

When a snake bites your cock and you fuck someone.

Joe's girlfriend died after sex because of Joe and his venom-cock

by Dorydick July 27, 2016

DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.

That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!

by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016

Cock Fondue

When you cover a cock in cheese or chocolate leaving a hardened cheese or chocolate coat on your dick

Jeff and Maggie decided to try out cock fondue last night

by Booty Burglar August 1, 2016

Cock Fondue

When you cover a cock in cheese or chocolate leaving a hardened cheese or chocolate coat on your dick

Jeff and Maggie decided to try out cock fondue last night

by Booty Burglar August 1, 2016