Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019

Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019

Daddy Doesn't Love me Syndrome

Girls who will do anything for male approval and attention that their parents didn't give them.

"That bitch is totally making thirst traps, probably has daddy doesn't love me syndrome.

by Cakees December 13, 2019

Britney Syndrome

A condition that makes people shave their heads under stress.

Named after Britney Spears' iconic meltdown in February 2007

These exams are really making my Britney Syndrome flare up. This is the 2nd time I've shaved my head this week.

by mnk2480 December 15, 2019

Ass-Lice Syndrome

A thing where lice accidentally gets inside your asshole and there is no way to get them out.

Ex: My friend asked if i wanted to go to the pool today, I said no because I had Ass-Lice Syndrome.

by asslice December 15, 2019

Downy Syndrome

When you apply too much Downy Unstoppable and you get unstoppable confidence because you smell good and stuff.

Fat nerd: Wow that old lady who just showed up at our school is sooo cool, it's like she's unstoppable!

Gay nerd: I know she must have Downy Syndrome.

by Banana Hammie December 19, 2019

Skinny Leg Syndrome

When individuals who strength train (usually men) are so preoccupied with having large arms and chest that they neglect leg exercises. The result is a top heavy looking individual with chiseled arms, chest and maybe even abs but with hilariously skinny legs. Essentially taking on the appearance of a mismatched Lego Minifigure.

Brenda: look at that at that guy lifting like 150 over there.

Jannet: he's got a nice upper body, too bad he's got skinny leg syndrome. Those legs look like toothpicks and he has no ass.

by ZeeEx December 22, 2019