A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.

Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024

take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.

Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

take the crust off my bread

cut the outside of your dollar bill

had to take the crust off my bread :((

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Roasting my face off

When someone’s doing something that annoys you

Bro Daniel’s been roasting my face off all day

by Dirtymoneydotty420 April 11, 2024

Jeffing off

Ripping a hot guitar solo in someone’s newly melted face

God damn he was jeffing off so hard

by Tiddeez April 12, 2024

Vent Off

This is when two or more people decide to compete with abuse stories until one wins by having it worse off than the other.

This is usually done in a group chat and scares off other members without any trauma to vent with.

Person 1- "Did you see the Vent Off in the group chat last night?

Person 2- "No, I was asleep."

by DARK_VOID April 12, 2024

Jack Off

When you play any of the Jackbox party pack games competitively

Jimmy: Hey man wanna jack off with me?
Carr: sure thing bro I love jacking off

by Big Booty Latinas 2 April 12, 2024