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Tri-Valley High school

Tri-Valley high school is located in Dresden, Ohio. This school is full of people who either know everyone or no one. There are many cliques, and if your not a part of one, then the only reason anyone would know you is if they made fun of you. When one of the popular kids would find out your rich or good at sports they’re automatically nice to you. The school either has really clean people, or really stinky people that would wear the same clothes for 2 weeks straight, and don’t even know what deodorant is. Overall the school is filled with assholes, people who smell like shit, poor ass motherfuckers, popular girls and boys that think they’re the shit because they play sports, and druggies, etc…
Randy- “Tri-Valley High school is like a cult of popular kids and they are assholes.”

PB-(Popular boy at Tri- Valley that thinks he’s all that because he plays football and has over 30 bodies)“Hey man, you really stink.”
K-(Kid that has many problems at home and can barely afford socks) “Im sorry. My family can’t afford to pay the water bill at the moment.”

PB- “Well then get a job dumb ass.”

Ex. 2

K-(Kid in school that risks his education and future to make the people in his class laugh) “Yo bro, you smell that?”

P- (Pothead that thinks he’s in a gang and only knows how to shit, piss, and fight) “Nah, whatcha mean?”
K- “I think you shit your pants bro”
P- “The fuck you mean. I shit this morning. I don’t smell shit.”

K- “Someone must of forgot to put deodorant on, I swear to god.”

P- “The fuck is deodorant?”

K- “YOOOOO THIS BOY DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT DEODORANT IS!”

P-“Man don’t play with me, i’ll get my boys down here to shoot this motherfucker up! You hear me?” K- “Bro you KNOW that would never happen! It’s just that shit you put under your armpits in the morning.”

P- “Whatever man, I don’t stink.”
by fistedyourmom September 4, 2021
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High Brooms Wagon Wheel

Not to be confused with High Brooms Cartwheel, this popular drinking game is best played with 4 or more carpenters/joiners needed to build the wagon wheel. So the participants assemble at the top of the world famous hill leading down to High Brooms station with some Vindaloo, Thai green curry, tacos some rotten eggs and some contact adhesive. The first person strips off all of their clothes and proceeds to eat as much of the food as possible, while the other players proceed to contact glue their hands to each other’s feet in the form of a circle and balance upright at the top of the hill. These will be the rim of the Wagon wheel. The first person now eats the rotten egg and stands in a cartwheel position in the middle of the wheel to form the spokes holding on to the other players scarfs for steadiness. The Scarf joint is now formed and play can commence. They now proceed to roll down the hill gaining pace until the person forming the spokes is either sick or shits themselves at which point play is stopped ASAP. The winners are the carpenters/joiner son the rim who managed to largely avoid being covered in any of the excrement or vomit and is allowed to shower off. The loser is the most decorated player and must buy all participants drinks at “The Brickworks” all night long and must not shower off until the winner has finished their first cold pint!
Matt: Oh man, I can barely walk today as I was on the rim of a High Brooms Wagon Wheel last night and we nearly hit the station!
Ali: Yeah man, Second that. I'm glad i'm not Stu though as that guy took a real showering from Bob in the middle!
by Tony Spokes June 21, 2021
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Creekview High School Raider

A group of people at Creekview High School that love what they do and have so many inside jokes that it's hard to keep track. Females in Raiders are often seen as badass females for the willingness to get dirty and males are ignored by the rest of the school. People have the perception that all Raiders want to join the service, and while some do, this perception is inaccurate. The rest of the school also thinks that Raiders are dumb, like to show off their awards from doing Raiders, and all want to do infantry. Raiders are actually some of the smartest people in the school, only some like to show off, and most are too smart to do infantry. People also think Raider meets are super intense when in reality they're a ton of fun and a ton of really hilarious stuff happens. A Raider broke his arm during an intense game of Duck Duck Goose.
Raider: Yeah, I'm a Creekview High School Raider.
Other Kid: So what do you do at Raiders?
Raider: You know, the normal stuff, crawl through mud pits, climb walls, run obstacle courses and 5Ks, and carry 4o pound rucksacks and 175 pound stretchers through the woods, you know, the normal stuff.

Other Kid: So do you want to go Infantry?
Raider: What did I say that makes you think that??
by anactualcreekviewraider June 22, 2021
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Westwood High School (Mesa)

50% Hispanic

15 minutes of fame when Principal Dr. Richard gave 2 boys the option to hold hands for an hour as a punishment.
Hey bro. I go to Westwood. Westwood High School (Mesa), that is.
by wwwarrior December 10, 2012
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High Velocity Urine HVU

When a dude take a piss with so much force it creates a splash-back, and spray pattern on the walls, toilet paper, and dislodges crap-spackle. Can be accompanied by an escapee or sharts.
My High Velocity Urine HVU was so strong I took out the crap-spackle that was stuck under the toilet rim from three weeks ago.
by SuperProcrastina June 26, 2013
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Flying Nun High Five

The act of two males(possibly females) running towards eachother. Upon meeting, they jump in the air, feet first, with their legs spread. Idealy their legs straddle eachothers bodies making it possible for their lower genitalias to collide. As seen on Jackass 3.5 the movie with Bam Margera and Ryan Dunn.
Those guys just did the Flying Nun High Five and totally smashed their balls together.
by DJ Pleasures December 31, 2011
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high schooler sleep schedule

If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.
Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"
by That thing in your eye May 25, 2023
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