Damn! Lool at Jack's face what the fuck?!?!?
Yeah he's got a slouch face and looks like a stroke victim.
Yeah he's got a slouch face and looks like a stroke victim.
by Jackmetal666 January 30, 2018
The face you make when you look directly into the sun.Or your face after spending too much time on the beach.The eyes squint and you are stuck in a kind of perpetual half smile.
person1:Yo lets check out the beach picktures from yesterday .
person2:Dam we were all making kakey sun faces.
person2:Dam we were all making kakey sun faces.
by M.Y.S August 05, 2016
When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
Refers to giving oral sex to a woman who could potentially have BV
Also could refer to giving someone your vagina aggressively
Also could refer to giving someone your vagina aggressively
by Desereee June 20, 2021
Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 07, 2020
Meaning something very negative.
Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.
Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.
"Hey bill how was that girl you met last night" - "she was nothing but a bag of faces"
"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"
"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"
by Kertef Corobo March 25, 2004
by Terrrrrrraaayy June 07, 2021