Poo of 1000 wipes

When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.

*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."

by Maddroxstuff December 06, 2019

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wipe your lip

Used when referring to someone who is forever talking shit I.e. Referring to their need to use some toilet tissue to remove the bullshit which is forming around the edges of their mouth.

"I was partying with that hot blonde again last night."

"you talk such bullshit you need to wipe your lip."

by nuclearbigwill August 19, 2016

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wipe start

When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up there with a big wad of TP and give it the old wipe start. Works like a charm.

I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse a wipe start. Floodgates open!

by BallzDeeeeeeeeep September 05, 2021

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Viet Kong Wipe

After a poop no matter how much wiping you do you can’t clear everything out. You know there’s more in the tunnel but you’re never able to reach it all.

I have some major itching going on this morning after a battle with a nasty Viet Kong Wipe.

by HouseFace May 23, 2025

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