When you wipe your ass with a curtain and sneak up behind your friend to suffocate him with your shit.
by Aintchobusiness July 26, 2018
Get the Curtain Wipingmug. The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.
Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?
Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.
Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.
by Chonchberry October 22, 2020
Get the Wipe down Fish’s boatmug. When you bring your lap top into the bathroom with you as you take a gallient poop. You wipe it and type it!
I have to take a giant dump but really need to post a new status about my cat...I will just Wipe n' Type!
by P Squiggle July 16, 2011
Get the Wipe n' Typemug. by Snarkpocolypse January 29, 2025
Get the Swiping and wipingmug. by alupigus993 May 2, 2019
Get the wipe gatemug. The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.
by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021
Get the Wiping The Puddlemug. verb; to squeeze a wad of toilet paper between one's own butt cheeks in order to pull up one's pants and postpone wiping in an emergency
The fire alarm went off when I was in the middle of taking a dump, so I decided to just hug-wipe and get the hell out of there.
by DThompStomp November 23, 2017
Get the hug-wipemug.