I don’t watch movies
A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.
A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.
by monotomgreen December 17, 2023

When a couple watches a show together, and neither of the parts are allowed to watch the show when they're not together. They watch the show together. They are couple watching.
Person 1: "Oh, have you watched Euphoria?"
Person 2: "Yes! I'm couple watching it with my boyfriend"
Person 2: "Yes! I'm couple watching it with my boyfriend"
by uronlinegf March 22, 2022

I chain watched all of Naruto and then got halfway through Breaking Bad. My chain watching is getting bad.
by Nachmanite May 8, 2021

Jim: I saw that new Westworld series on HBO during the free preview weekend.
Matt: Is it good?
Jim: So good I am going to have to pirate watch it because I'm too cheap to buy HBO.
Matt: Is it good?
Jim: So good I am going to have to pirate watch it because I'm too cheap to buy HBO.
by PearlDiddy October 10, 2016

by Bigwatchlover July 2, 2014

by Jodyaof June 10, 2017

Hym "Yeah, no, hard to watch? Probably not. I've probably seen worse. Let's see it. Leave a link next time."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
