Vegan Squeeze

The situation in which individuals whose culinary preference would be a lacto-vegetarian option, find their choices drastically reduced by higher priority being given to meat dishes from one direction and vegan dishes from another.

It used to be easy enough to find something for me to eat in restaurants but the vegan squeeze has really made things harder since they assume that not wanting meat means I can tolerate a lack of cheese!

by ApricotFields February 12, 2022

Vegan

Someone who is a very large neek and should probably be put down

A vegan hugs tree’s

by Bongosmells January 28, 2020

Supportive Vegan

A newcomer vegan who supports those who don't understand what a real diet is and may fall flat later on in life, however by dedication they can become a full-time vegan.

I'm a supportive vegan.

by Goolierchain May 2, 2017

Fake vegan

Someone who eats mostly vegan products but will eat the occasional seafood because it’s fire 🔥

Today is one of my fake vegan days, I’ll think I’ll order Salmon sliders !

by Up Psi Smitty October 1, 2020

Vegan btw

something every vegan is required to say at the end of every sentence regardless of the context. Vegan btw.

Vegan Extremist: Hello my name is Karl. Vegan btw :)
Non-Vegan: IDC ABOUT YOUR DIET!!! STOP FORCING YOUR LIFESTYLE ON ME!!

by Acoolbro56 September 2, 2023

Vegan Active

Vegan Active is a former commercial name or so I'm informed that has now impractically become a household names is based on the Vegan Group values of no fuck, inNOWAYSion, VALUE FOR YOUR SUGAR MOMMY and exercise including waiting for veg from unsuspecting animals as weight training - applied to a revolutionary motto of not hurting vegetables, since we do not give you carrots, but rather withold studs and carrots, that's why we pride ourselves in being Vegan Active

I could not help but joining as I felt so sorry anout Sir Riach and as if that isn't bad nough still bein held for ransom. Joined up hpoing to meet somone handsome after rading CONvincing ad, Our mission is to help bring positive change to peoples’ lives. Join one of Vegan Active’s many health clubs throughout United Kingdom and Get Changed.
'tis so true, 'cause after I went to Vegan Active I went to the changing room and DID get changed.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2008

Fake-vegan

Courtney and Frankie

'I dont like meat'

2 days later eats meat!

Fake-vegan

by Courtney Sweeny February 4, 2019