vampire mustache

A ring of menstral blood on the upper lip caused by eating a girl out on her period.
I didn't know she was raggin but when I cane up I had a wicked vampire mustache.
by MrBubbleBukake March 03, 2015
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faggot vampirism

v. Participating, desiring or indulging in any lewd act of sexual misconduct or perversion while developing an intent to push unsuspecting victims into the same fate in the hopes of creating a new societal norm, or business.
There was a faggot vampirism outbreak in the Canadian police and military forces during the 1990s, it's gone dark since - but it's still there cause none of them have the balls to clean it up and actually protect the people.
by Alpinta December 26, 2023
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Vampire dipping

The act of sex while the time of the month is at hand and you refuse to take the dirt tack.
by Mr,bartender November 06, 2022
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vampire wings

When a man and a woman boink during her period.
Guy: Got my vampire wings this weekend.
Friend: WTF IZ DAT?
Guy: When a man and a woman boink during her period.
Friend: OHHHHH.
by bloodninja69 November 17, 2009
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Solid Vampire

The act of drilling a hole in the chest of a sexual partner and then inserting your penis in said hole.
My sex life used to bite until I discovered the solid vampire.
by da real pair June 20, 2020
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dairy vampire

Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.

May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.
"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"
by Haunter_Rayne January 23, 2021
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Creativity vampire

Somebody who is not creative by themselves but gets more creative when they are working with a partner even if the partner doesn’t do that much except pitch ideas
Could you help me with a book I’m writing I’m a total creativity vampire
by Mr.braindead February 10, 2023
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