When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.
by bigmike227 December 9, 2018
Get the Slutty Vampire Chug Jugmug. Cutting into your dickhead with a razor and getting a blowjob. While she's sucking you squeeze your dick so blood shoots in her mouth. While she is stunned by all the blood, you turn her around and put your dick in her ass while screaming: 'I am Dracula, bow before me, bitch!'
-Hey man, in what position did you fuck her yesterday?
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!
by GingerGodBelgium November 1, 2017
Get the The Vampiremug. by The Sour Vampire April 1, 2025
Get the Sour Vampiremug. A new song made by My Chemical Romance
In this song it has a nice rock-in-roll feel its amazing, in the it makes fun of the recent vampire obsession called TWILIGHT one of the lyrics is " sparkle like bowie in the morning sun"
In this song it has a nice rock-in-roll feel its amazing, in the it makes fun of the recent vampire obsession called TWILIGHT one of the lyrics is " sparkle like bowie in the morning sun"
"Hey Bob have you heard of that new MCR song
"Vampire Monkey"?
BOB: "Hell ya I was blasting that song in the car!"
"Vampire Monkey"?
BOB: "Hell ya I was blasting that song in the car!"
by Chrisssssstttttiiiiinnnnneee December 23, 2010
Get the Vampire Monkeymug. Eating someone out while on their period.
by b a b y c a k e s February 26, 2024
Get the Vampire Fangsmug. by Dicksucker299 May 28, 2014
Get the Vampire Douchebagmug. marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”
me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021
Get the david the vampiremug.