jalapeno vag

The unsexy burning sensation that occurs after unwittingly touching one's ladybits after handling hot peppers.

Our mexican cooking night was ruined by a mild case of jalapeno vag.

by vuphisig August 13, 2016

Inky Vag

When you use a marker to masterbate , but it explodes and the ink starts leaking out of your vagina.

Fuck! My marker exploded and now I got a inky vag. Guess I'll wash myself now.

by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019

smug vag

If you say that some woman is smug, you are criticizing the fact they seem very pleased with how good, clever, or lucky they are.

She is such a smug vag for solving the wordle in a few seconds while it took me an hour.

by spsid13 February 1, 2022

Tea Vagged

When a female player in an online multiplayer game
kills another player and runs up and kneels over the players face bobbing up and down and/or spins.

I can't believe Jenna kicked your ass in BF3 last night. She so Tea Vagged you at least a dozen times.

by PizzaManDude September 7, 2013

thick vag

So everyone knows your average vagina. It’s cute and it looks like Malibu Barbie’s. A thick vagina, however is similar but you’d have quite a bit of fun giving someone with this kind of vag head.

No, I don’t have a regular vagina. I have a thick vag

by toefruit July 21, 2019

Vag Wag

The vag wag is performed when you need to dry off your vagina but don't have any toilet paper or papertowels. It is performed by sqauting over a toilet and vigrously wagging your vaginal lips to dry them.

Man, briana ran out of toilet paper and had to do a vag wag.

by Dickie88 July 22, 2025