Vino Vag

Like whiskey dick but for the ladies; when a woman is unable to sexually perform and/or unable to climax after a night of drinking

Don’t beat yourself up, bruh… she just had vino vag

by Buttcrumbsarereal June 12, 2025

Sleeze vag

Female version of the stereotypical “sleeze bag”.

Low class person, typically in a sexual way.

Saw this chic at the bar the other night. She was hitting on every dude there, rubbing all up on them, just for a drink. Total sleeze vag.

by Jennbec1 March 29, 2018

vag

slang for a bag; specifically a backpack

Devon brought his humongous vag with him everywhere he went.

by oscar the omar imposter May 10, 2021

Sad-vag

When you're a sad grill and feel like masturbating.. because you're sad and probably broke af

Girl 1: "My boyfriend just broke up with me! I totally need a sad-vag right now :(
Girl 2: "Girl same"

by Away1999 December 20, 2019

[vag in a can]

a cunt, douche bag, sabrina, paolo, insult

your a vag in a can

by Rocheleau January 13, 2009

Inky Vag

When you use a marker to masterbate , but it explodes and the ink starts leaking out of your vagina.

Fuck! My marker exploded and now I got a inky vag. Guess I'll wash myself now.

by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019

jalapeno vag

The unsexy burning sensation that occurs after unwittingly touching one's ladybits after handling hot peppers.

Our mexican cooking night was ruined by a mild case of jalapeno vag.

by vuphisig August 13, 2016