The Sad Unicorn

A used condom is put on someones forehead so they look like a sad unicorn.

It was awesome, I totally gave her the sad unicorn last night. She didnt know how to react.

by zebragirl420 February 17, 2010

Unicorn

a horsey with one horn on it's head. most little girls or gay/idiotic/weird/stupid/childish boys want or do believe in.

older bro: hey little sis! unicorns aren't real!!

lil sis: yes they r!!! MOMMY!!! WAAAAAAA!!!! *runs away screamin to mommy holdin a toy unicorn*

by awsome hippie peace April 28, 2011

angry unicorn

it is when your qirl cuts your penis off and sticks it on her head, then proceeds to penetrate your asshole rouqhly.

my qirlfriend told me if i cheat on her she was qunna do the angry unicorn on me.

by Smeat McBobby December 2, 2009

Chasing the unicorn

Usually referring to when you are watching porn and you are hours/multiple videos deep into side click videos when you find "the unicorn" or the perfect video to get you off and achieve orgasm. You often can not go back for the unicorn unless you again get lost in porn videos.

Ex. Person 1: "Dude you were in the bathroom for 45 minutes."

Person 2: "Sorry man, I got lost chasing the unicorn. "

by Stormehstar May 31, 2016

unicorn horn

A hairstyle created by using obscene amounts of hair gel and spray, forcing the hair upward into a hornlike shape. Worn only by those who possess enough balls to DO IT.

Yo homie, my unicorn horn is BALLIN'.

by CarreraRider911 December 13, 2008

horny unicorn

sticking a used condom to a girls fore-head

Give her the horny unicorn

by RyanCock February 22, 2009

Dirty Unicorn

Considered foreplay, one straps a dildo onto their face or forehead, then proceeds to furiously thrash their head in a up/down motion in their partners nether regions.

While getting frisky with Hermione, Ron put the strap-on onto his face and gave her the Dirty Unicorn !

by The Crackens ass August 18, 2016