Ukrainian Goodbye

Similar to an Irish Goodbye, in that one leaves a party or bar without saying goodbye but with one difference: the person leaving steals something on their way out.

"Chilly pulled an Irish Goodbye at my house last night"
"Are you missing anything?"
"Yeah! An Xbox controller"
"That's no Irish goodbye, that's a Ukrainian Goodbye."

by dudebun January 21, 2010

Ukrainian Luge

A Ukrainian Luge is a term used to describe a process in which you shave or wax a man's entire body, and then a woman rides him in the Reverse Cowgirl position down a slide of some sort

A Ukrainian Luge can also be a noun describing the man being ridden.

"Honey, let's setup this Slip n' Slide in the backyard and do a Ukrainian Luge!"

noun: "He's got a rockin' body! I bet he makes a sturdy Ukrainian Luge."

by Edificially October 27, 2010

F.C.U.K.

A special division of the British Secret Service.

I work for the F.C.U.K., stopping refugees so they can't get asylum in Britain.

by Francis Coppola October 17, 2003

Ukranian Dick Dragon

The act of waving your hands in the air like your flapping your wings, yelling meaningless words, and banging hard at the same time.

I was giving my girl the Ukranian Dick Dragon last night, the people next door could hear it.

by shallowhalsex April 5, 2011

ukulele

Small "guitar" from hawaii. Sounds gay and oh so irritating.

James: I am going to buy an ukulele for the sole purpose of smashing it into bits
Gerald: Yeah, go do that. They are an insult to guitars.

Penny: wow, those small guitars are cute!
James: ... *smashes ukulele over Penny's head*

by ukuRgey December 25, 2009

Ukluk

The hatred of Mukluks, a soft boot made of reindeer skin worn in the Arctic.

I thought Dan was a cool guy, then I saw him wearing ukluks. I think Dans a Nazi.

by pseudonymAryan May 2, 2011

ukm

Abbreviation for "you know me". Normally used as a response to UDM

Jack: I hear you and Zoe got it on last night! UDM brah!
Ryan: yeahhh man! UKM

by FjbP December 5, 2011