A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024
Get the Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL mug.Dude that new guy is such an Uber.
He has been ubering all day.
When will they stop ubering and actually handle their responsibilities.
He has been ubering all day.
When will they stop ubering and actually handle their responsibilities.
by Delraydave January 27, 2019
Get the Uber mug.A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours
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B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
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B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014
Get the Uber Sized mug.an adjective to describe what it feels like when you go outside and you find it's much colder than you anticipated
Uber, uber, uber, I'm freezing, it's cold out here!
by Midwest Mom March 27, 2009
Get the uber mug.When someone is inebriated and slurring their words such that they need to take an Uber ornother ride sharing service.
by Dsmoothe2716 June 12, 2018
Get the Ubering your words mug.Uber Baseball, some times refered to as /b/ (// being 'U'), is a game played by boys starting around the age of 13 and lasting anywhere from 16+. As you might have guessed, it is a sexual game played by oneself. For those of you who are dense, Im talking about wanking. You can guess where baseball comes in, that bat acting as your penis ofc, but where does Uber come from? Well, from the early age that the game is played, kids usually dont know what they are doing yet. Uber comes from the act of the 13 year old vigorously and vicariously pumping his stick because it feels great and he doesnt know that playing to 'Uber' could potentially cause a bleed not to mention be very sore after the game.
Hey guys! I found this awesome new game last night called Uber Baseball! Its a really cool game but it makes you really sore afterwards.
Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!
Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!
by Suomynona Nona April 13, 2011
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Passengers love Uber for its unbeatably cheap price to move from A to B.
Drivers hate Uber for the same reason.
Passengers love Uber for its unbeatably cheap price to move from A to B.
Drivers hate Uber for the same reason.
by sheeeeeeeesh April 14, 2019
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