Urban Dictionary

The place where dumb asses go to waste away at their lives instead of doing something useful.

Jack: Man have you gone onto Urban Dictionary?
Jill: No Jack, only dumb asses go onto Urban Dictionary

by suck my d*** November 24, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary full of 100% true answers

I use Urban Dictionary

by EddieMurphy October 30, 2021

Urban dictionary

Place where retarded people think they are special just because there name has a definition in an open source website

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in Urban dictionary*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in "Urban dictionary"*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

by (◔‿◔)｡◕‿◕｡(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) May 31, 2019

Urban dictionary

A place yo find definitions of random shit also tells you to not post hate speech but they really dont care

Nigger urban dictionary

by Black nigger monkey hate August 15, 2022

Urban dictionary

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT THIS IS

I was on the urban dictionary

by The weird kid January 3, 2019

Urban dictionary

The dictionary your reading right now where the definitions have a 99.99% chance of having curse words.

Monkey: "Did you ever go on urban dictionary?"
Gorilla: "Yah it sucks like you."
Monkey: ":("

by Emoticons April 12, 2021

Urban dictionary

The website your using right now.

Liam: hey, Sam! Come check out my urban dictionary!
Sam: your posts are messed up, dude! Why did they allow you to publish that?

by Ven1s April 6, 2019