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turtle god

the god of a religion that is not yet widly known. Founded by high schoolers in florida. They worship the turtles. The sign of their god is yet to be determined for it is a small group. they also "admire" women and is known that normally the worshiper's are thereapist like.
Jim-do u beleive in the turtle god?

Billy- hell yes best religion theree is.
by jaggejack June 19, 2008
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turtle shells

a drug that can seriously mess you up. some say it comes from the eggs shells of turtles from madagacar so that's why it's so hard to get, but others claim it's made by heating up a very rare certain type of fungus, one that when it is heated, takes a form similar to that of the shell of a turtle. taking one turtle shell can greatly increase dopamine uptake in the brain and send the user on an unbelievable trip. there are no known addictive properties, however there can be damaging long-term effects to the brain and CNS.
Man, I did turtle shells last week, and it was the most insane trip I have ever been on...I was absolutely shell-shocked.
by shibton3982 August 12, 2006
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turtle head

"See that big lump on the neck of that turtle, my son? That's a turtle head."
by Commissioner Bumhead May 6, 2005
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ninja turtle

When you have a very sudden and extreme need to use a toilet.

Derived from "turtle head poking out".

Denoting an unexpected, well-armed and violent turtle, a pissed-off Raphael in your stomach if you will.
A: Wow honey, that was some delicious curry and black coffee. Those green peppers sure were hot!

B: Yeah... *clutching stomach*

A: You look green. Are you okay?

B: No, I've got a ninja turtle in here. *pointing to stomach* Be right back.
by remote Erik June 25, 2008
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Turtle hat

A way to express feeling very frustrated about an ongoing or frequent situation that you seem incapable of resolving;

To feel like a turtle wandering around wearing an oversized Mexican sombrero and everytime something surprises him he pulls his head into his shell and the hat falls off and his little turtle arms are too short to put it back on his head and so he is sort of forced to nuzzle it back on but then it's sitting sort of crooked and he still can't reach it to adjust it so he has to do a bit of a wobble back and forth to get it to sit properly and then something surprises him again and...
Turtle hat! I keep waking up soaked in piss and I try to stay awake to catch who's doing it but it's hard when I'm so motherfucking drunk.
by JLamprey December 14, 2016
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turtle butt

A condition when one sits down on the toilet and thinks they are about to poop, but it just goes back in.
Man, I can feel it there, but it won't come out. I have a case of turtle butt.
by Monica Ricks April 12, 2007
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turtle slap

Retaliating with a full on slap on one's face immediately after one enhances one's palm on one's turtle.
If you touch my turtle again, I will turtle slap you!

If your palm connects with my turtle again, I am going to seriously turtle slap you into next Tuesday.
by Jackdawhouse July 1, 2007
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