Matt Fitchner is a name for a freeloading masterbater that eats all your snacks while watching gay gerbil porn .... A mattyfitch is a verb known as the action of jerking off to Sylvedter Stalone while crying and softly screaming the words "Frankie will kill me if i get sperm on the couch" while snapping his fingers like a fat black woman !
I think Geno was tryin to mattyfitch it . Damn you matt fitchner for doin that stuff in front of children !
by J Arroz July 25, 2012
by Dr. Gill March 02, 2023
A subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from Human Resources before a 4pm snooze.
I was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior I had to make a stealthy escape
by Melvanlew October 01, 2017
matt getchell flirts with dylan pearce all the time but dylan refusing to admit he like it since he’s lesbian
matt getchell: Hey dylan you look very beautiful today
dylan pearce: I wish i could say the same for you
please publish this it would mean so much to me
dylan pearce: I wish i could say the same for you
please publish this it would mean so much to me
by gurgletimmygurgle December 10, 2018
A very PUNny guy. Loves all things CAT. Loves to hum to fill awkward silence. Likes his coke but only finishes half. Mediocre Euchre player. He is the guy that everyone wants to Marry.
by dfdddfdDalupan May 23, 2019
A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.
by thatguyyoushouldfollow October 30, 2020
by Josh17921 June 22, 2018