Fabio the minecraft horse

The best horse ever

Fabio The minecraft horse

by FinsterB2 November 25, 2021

Turkey banning minecraft

On march 10, 2015, some motherfuckers recommended a ban on minecraft because it's being based on violent lol (cuz u have to kill mob to protect ur stuff = violent)
some people think that they just want attention to become more powerful (by forcing kids to stop having fun) but the ban failed in an unspectacular way

turkey banning minecraft for being too violent but the ban failed lol

by missingno_kekw April 30, 2022

Minecraft Kid

An amazing, kind hearted person.

Minecraft kids are awesome!

by Sh1fted September 26, 2020

Minecraft

Usually Minecraft is played by 5-10 year olds but if there are any adults playing it, they have cancer.

THE BETTER VERSION OF ROBLOX

You wanna join my minecraft server?

by ???????!??? July 6, 2017

minecraft god mode

when you beat th fuck out of someone in minecraft and they get 100% REKT

"BRO I JUST WENT MINECRAFT GOD MODE!!!!!!!!!"
"Dude you suck at minecraft...."
"I'M ABOUT TO REKT YOU LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by MisterDudeManWhoIsIncorrect November 20, 2017

Minecraft

A Game Loved By Millions

By: MOJANG

I love Minecraft

by Command Otter June 24, 2018

Minecraft Syndrome

Minecraft Syndrome is one of the worst diseases known to mankind. It is gained when an individual (usually 3-9 years old) first hears of a game known as ‘minecraft’ symptoms include: increasing need for fanfic, screaming for hours without end. Telling parents to get the fuck out of their rooms and also watching WillNE for a large amount of time. In rare occasions, it can sometimes lead to Ligma.

See that kid? Apparently he has Minecraft Syndrome.
Wow. We should stay away.

by BILBOxSWAGGINS69 November 10, 2018