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circle of wipe

The act in which you bring a tasty snack when you are about to defecate.

Example: I have just enjoyed a circle of wipe
Oh man I brought this tasty sandwich to the shitter so I can enjoy a nice circle of wipe
by DirtyHairy June 23, 2015
mugGet the circle of wipemug.

Swiping and wiping

I spent my whole break at work swiping and wiping
by Snarkpocolypse January 29, 2025
mugGet the Swiping and wipingmug.

Wipe n' Type

When you bring your lap top into the bathroom with you as you take a gallient poop. You wipe it and type it!
I have to take a giant dump but really need to post a new status about my cat...I will just Wipe n' Type!
by P Squiggle July 16, 2011
mugGet the Wipe n' Typemug.

wipe down the banister

To masturbate. Usually said by someone with a large penis.
Chuck had an off night at the bar, so he had to wipe down the banister.
by aveman0204 June 14, 2016
mugGet the wipe down the banistermug.

wipe gate

Taking a shitting, not whipping and going straight on for taking a shower/bath.
P1: -Did you just not wipe yourself after no.2?
P2: -No, I'm doing wipe gate!
by alupigus993 May 2, 2019
mugGet the wipe gatemug.

money for wipes

Bri's way of saying "money for drugs"
Bri called and asked for money for wipes,, what she ment was money for drugs!
by A●M●R●B ♤♡◇♧ January 15, 2023
mugGet the money for wipesmug.

wipe irl

The term "wipe irl" is an offensive internet slang used to insult individuals who are sexually attracted to feces. It is a derogatory way to mock or belittle someone by suggesting they need to "wipe" themselves in real life (IRL), implying that their interest or fetish is so extreme or disgusting that they are literally covered in feces. This term is often used to express extreme disgust or to shame someone for their sexual preferences, particularly coprophilia, which is the paraphilia involving sexual arousal from feces or defecation.

It's important to note that using such terms to insult or demean others is harmful and contributes to a culture of stigma and shame around sexual preferences. Everyone deserves respect and dignity, regardless of their sexual interests, as long as those interests are consensual and do not harm others.
"ugh, jared should definitely wipe irl, i saw they search history and i am beyond DISTURBED 🤮"
by silly guy on the internet January 23, 2025
mugGet the wipe irlmug.

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