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Wind Jamming

The act of having butt sex whilst the receiving party forcefully ejects trapped sewer gasses from their sphincter, thereby creating a pressure around the entering genitalia.
Bro, I hooked up with this girl last night. I put it in her ass, but all the Mexican food had her wind jamming me right out.
by sherwinre December 26, 2020
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Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
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carrot wind

When you stick a carrot up your ass and get fucked while hes farting and getting sucked into a tornado
guys the most unbelievable thing happened today. we did carrot wind! it was so weird but so nice
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
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the wind tunnel guy

The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
Yo who keeps <unmuting> the wind tunnel guy?
by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021
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Wind rivered

The act of being murdered by close friends or coworkers with the purpose of removing you from the picture, and allowing them to run a train on your partner. Or your partner’s coworkers or close friends killing them, with the intent of running a train on you. Can refer to either.
Damn Kieth, remember that scene in wind river where they wind rivered that one dude and his girlfriend. That was such a wind river moment.
by DuckPondMan April 9, 2021
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WIND BLOWING

Having a proximity criminal from the offending party of past pick up in a way of subtle stalking.
Given the fact the velocity of the air currents is for ever changing so enters in the SPOTLIGHT a 606 unethicality kicked out of the the parallel EL DORADO as the electric light failure has busted some yahoo stalking from EL DORADO but a 606 connect to a number 14 linear sling neighbor who despises detectives and any line of questioning but buying a new comb and losing it in the restroom is endemic to WIND BLOWING which as you see is buried deep into the phony identity superimposition where resolvemrnt comes from an arrest of the physical ID but in particular PRIME ASSHOLE gift card violation of spending an unspendable proprietary $159 GIFT CARD exacted by the ASSHOLE in the FIRST GIFT CARD of 64:with a SECURITY BALANCE of 750 .PANG IT.
by NEW BISEXUALITY April 19, 2021
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Dookie Wind

The forceful poont right before a dookie
“I need to get to the bathroom before I let out anymore dookie wind”.
by Red shrimp May 1, 2021
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