tan tip

When you have sex for hours and burn the tip of your shaft tan

I banged that prostitute so long last night I got a tan tip.

by 13 inches June 14, 2023

tan tan

literally perfect in all shapes and forms and emotions and feelings and everything. perfect.

guy1: "tan tan has such a cute smile"
guy2: "yes, it is the golden ratio of smiles"

by bestievestie April 7, 2022

Tan Tusk

A long piece of poop.

Ian: Bill I’m going to leave a tan tusk on your desk if you don’t stop being a monkey.
Bill: Keep it down.

by TanTusker November 9, 2017

festival tan

The accumulated layers of grime and dirt on your skin after a good weekend in a dust bowl full of hippies.

Person 1: Wow! your skin is so dark in these pictures from Burning Man.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.

by danderzion October 18, 2013

shower tan

A deceiving tan that makes you look 10000 times tanner than you actually are. disappointing.

"Why does my shower tan make me look so much tanner?¿?"

by Ayeee23 June 6, 2019

Monitor Tan

When someone spends all of their time in front of their screen, and never gets out into the real world

Friend 1: Hey, where's Derick?
Friend 2: Derick decided he wanted to stay home and work on his monitor tan.

by Lawdog606 March 9, 2023

Joe Tan

A horrible mistake committed my to adults with Down syndrome. A nickname given to the retarded person in the group.

stfu joe tan ur shit and smell like it

by Cecon February 24, 2020