Ninja Slap

A Ninja Slap denotes anything done with incredible style. It is generally performed at a rate which makes it unseeable, but because it is a Ninja Slap, all present understand what has just happened.

"So I said: that's what your dad said." John quipped. The group sighed. Suddenly, Arin's hand moved with incredible quickness and John doubled over holding his crotch.

by ?Ninja May 15, 2005

net slap

a term of virtual endearment, usually being a virtual slap upside the head for inappropriate behavior or badly timed comments much like a zing

p: i like trucks with big tires
d: thats what she said
p: net slap

by blessedbeatnik February 22, 2011

Virtual Slap

A small digital image or icon that depicts someone slap someone else because they have cracked a joke on them or their loved ones—a depiction of the knee-jerk reaction of the uninhibited or emotionally challenged perpetrator towards their target of abuse to get even with them.

At a recent graduation ceremony held on Zoom, Dr. Sanjib, a pro-BJP graduate, shot a virtual slap emoji to Prof. Raj, because the latter had irreligiously poked fun at his holy cow.

by Covido March 29, 2022

unicorn slap

when you slap your partner with your dick covered in sprinkles and frosting

I just got Unicorn Slapped by Mike Tyson

by MIKEY TYRONE December 17, 2013

quick slap

A type of slap that is achieved by holding your non-dominant hand near an object, usually a person, and quickly moving your dominant hand between the object/person and your non-dominant hand. This creates a quick and repetitive slapping noise. The faster the better.

"Hey guys, I'm feeling pretty hyper. I'm going to quick slap John to release some energy. It sounds funny too."

by EpicMustardSeed June 12, 2014

Train Slap

The painful slap in the face one receives when they lean too far over the subway track to see if the train is coming. The subway comes... and they are slapped in the face by the train. Not hard enough to knock off their head, but just hard enough for it to be considered a Train Slap.

Me: " You better step away from the tracks, Katie, you're in for a painful train slap."

Katie: " I've been train slapped before, and I won't let it happen again"

by met21 August 16, 2011

Custard slap

applying a hand covered in semen to someones face via slap

i pulled out, came on her chest then wiped it up with my hand and gave her a custard slap.

by the giant robot March 14, 2010