crapped the bed

To wake up earlier than is usual/expected.
In fact it means you have shit yourself in bed, that's why you had to get up.

I didn't realize you got up so early, did you crapped the bed?

by 2em August 10, 2007

Fap, Crap & Nap

To Masturbate, poo, then rest. aka, the perfect afternoon.

"omg, what a day! All I want to do is get home so I can fap, crap & nap"

by SuperDuperGalen December 23, 2011

feeling like crap

Feeling sad, down, stressed, terrible, fed up, depressed

Feeling like crap can be really hard to deal with sometimes, but I'm always here to cheer you up.

by GilKo September 22, 2013

crap in a hat

excretion in any type of headgear

when your beeing chased by evil things

crap in a hat

by Monkeyshiner January 22, 2004

fap crap and nap

Fap crap and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen. Masturbation, defecation and siesta. It should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. It is often utilised by university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required.

Student 1: Mate class sucks today, I don't know how much longer I can endure it.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will definitely perk me up.

Both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.

by Dr_Rhodez November 25, 2016

Criss Angel Crap

When you have to take a shit really badly, but once you go to the bathroom, you don't have to go anymore.

I had a total Criss Angel crap today! I ran to the bathroom and it was gone like magic!

by ezra__factory May 03, 2015

Crap Flap

A world for the buttox and inner areas of the body.

"You take it up the crap flap bro!"

by aledluap September 01, 2009