when you go to sit on a counter and shit your self and it goes on both surfaces, thats a split dump.
leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.
leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.
by longjohndec December 12, 2009
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Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.
by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021
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A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.
A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.
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by FB Bingz September 3, 2023
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by The gate to Adventure Island December 9, 2020
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Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs
by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017
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Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.
Hannah: LOL
Hannah: LOL
by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 28, 2018
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