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Ninja Slap

A Ninja Slap denotes anything done with incredible style. It is generally performed at a rate which makes it unseeable, but because it is a Ninja Slap, all present understand what has just happened.
"So I said: that's what your dad said." John quipped. The group sighed. Suddenly, Arin's hand moved with incredible quickness and John doubled over holding his crotch.
by ?Ninja May 15, 2005
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Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.
Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

That Laporta Slap was the slap heard round the world. The squirt John Cala will never recover from that Laporta Slap. He’ll probably still be in denial, talking about how it didn’t even hurt 15 years later.
by Verostoria January 22, 2022
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Slap Bump

by Jpizzthenizz June 16, 2018
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slap sacks

Two guys penetrating one girls vagina and ass at the same time and their balls slap against each other
Hey Ernie..want to slap sacks with dorthory?
by ling69 November 9, 2013
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Mayonnaise Slapping

When you cum along a girls butt crack and she twerks and her ass slaps together.
"My girl is the best at Mayonnaise Slapping" "Damn"
by memestar36469 June 16, 2018
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The Enzo Slap

A slap that gives you a concussion; knocks you the fuck out into next tuesday or refrigerator..
"Did you see that girl who got The Enzo Slap???"
by Crystal yo August 29, 2009
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slap the chimney

verb:

to achieve the level of intoxication closest to passing out without actually doing so. Speech is slurred and often nonsensical, and motor functions are extremely impaired. If those in question acted responsibly and with dignity, they didn't slap the chimney.
I just finished my last exam lets go buy beers, im going to slap the chimney tonight
by RumpledForeskin May 27, 2015
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