Simon

He's a little weasel who's cool and fun and he is secretly a five nights at Freddy's character!

You need a Simon as a best friend

Simon is a crazy kangaroo

by treewall November 21, 2021

Simone

a gurl that needs rehab

A: Do you like Simone ?

B: Sucks to be her honestly...

by Barth.knk April 3, 2024

Simone

I have a best friend named Simone she is very funny and kind. She will always listen to your problems or achievements if you’re down she will always be there to lift you up

Person 1: I really need a new friend

Person 2: Clme meet my friend Simone

by Sk8ergirl999 December 22, 2021

The Simon Zone

1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person

"Dude, get out of the Simon Zone and ask her out"

by theboss31 December 5, 2018

Simon

Simon is literally the Buzz Lightyear that he looks helpful and bulk. Sometimes he looks gay because he treats his friends so well. He is optimistic and he brings happiness to us.

Oh, don't be so Simon.

by NoBullShitLet's Go November 21, 2021

Simon Spice

The addition of exaggerated and/or fabricated facts to an average story.

Average story: Stephanie likes watermelons.
Story with "Simon Spice": Stephanie had sex with three dudes in a watermelon field.

by YoyoDance February 3, 2010

Simon

This person is the most hated person you will ever meet. He is a gay faggot who rides on an imaginary cock all day and gets no girls. This person is the biggest snitch and bitchboy you will ever meet. He is also the biggest pussy ever because when he misses a basketball shot he starts crying.

Person 1: C'mon man it was just a prank
Person 2: "Starts Crying and goes to snitch"
Person 1: Stop being a Simon!

by Not-Jaxon November 30, 2021