Secret sesh

When you're mates go out on a sesh but don't invite you, commonly any organisation is done only when you are not around.

Person 1: Where is Ian tonight?
Person 2: Oh he's out on the sesh with a bunch of our mates.
Person 1: Wait there was a sesh tonight? No one told me?
Person 2: Oh.... secret sesh mate.

by shahed October 20, 2017

Secret Salta

It's like having a secret santa - where instead of recieving delicious choclates and sweets, you are only getting fucking salt. Cheap ass fucker. yes Brian I'm talking to you!

- Hey bro, did you get some nice presents from your secret santa?

- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.

by Rainbowflavored Koala Poo December 1, 2017

Secret Santa

When you play in your class and you tell everyone else but the person u got

If I got Josh for Secret santa I tell everyone else who I got except him

by LoliMadeThisNow December 12, 2017

secret of the rain

A person who is mysterious but you see them around frequently

See that boy over there he’s a secret to the rain (secret of the rain)

by JJfresh. ; ) May 11, 2018

secret relationship

fake love. then its just fake love

did they have relationship?

ya, but it is fake at all secret relationship

by loveofall February 25, 2017

The Secret Sauce

The Act Of Finishing Inside Your Girl Before She Tells You She's On Her Period Creating "The Secret Sauce"

Savage -Ay Bruh Emily Was On Her Period Last Night .
Friend-Damn Sorry To Hear That.
Savage- Yeah I Know Bro. When I Pulled Out After I Finished, The Secret Sauce Was Everywhere!

by A Savage Guy July 5, 2016

secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.

My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!

by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016