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Mud Roach

The male version of a mud cricket. Wears designer jeans and fancy boots and drives a jacked up truck pretending to be a country cowboy. Fucks any mud cricket whore in sight with short shorts and boots on. Has never seen a farm or driven a tractor but thinks he's country because he listens to Jelly Roll and Sam Hunt.
Look at all them Mud Roaches and their lifted trucks tailgating at the Florida Georgia Line concert.
by Thew12 August 30, 2023
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mud mafia

A group of guys who live and breathe trucks, mostly diesel. They usually travel as a group and drive around town or on the interstate, taking videos and photographs of the vehicle(s)letting out excessive exhaust smoke (rolling coal). Having tow mirrors down while towing no trailer is also a part of their ways.
Lakita: "Do you hear that?"
Treyvon: "Yea, it sounds horrible!"
Lakita: "Make it sto.....!"
Will: "ROLL COAL BOYS!!"
Gabe: "YAA DURKA!"
Tom: "DURKA DURK!"
Jesse: "MUD MAFIA FOR LIFE!"
Will: "I love my 6.0!"
Lakita: "What the fuck is a mud mafia?"
by The Hamburger Hurdler December 15, 2014
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Mud monkey

Guy1: Yo I just dropped a mud monkey on your floor
Guy2: Come on!
by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021
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Mud crack

Poop that is left in someone’s butt cheeks from not wiping after going to the bathroom.
“Why did he just leave himself with a mud crack like that?
by millczarr June 19, 2021
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Mud Oven

Like a Dutch Oven, but rather than fart, you shit.
"Sometimes you can't always trust a fart, and this time, rather than going Dutch, I gave her the ole Mud Oven."
by schlockofages May 23, 2016
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Mud Smears

Whenever you see the marks of someone's feces on an object. This includes walls, floors, and ceilings, And you don't know how it got there.
This word is used in this matter, because no one would like to hear, "I Have Poop all over me!".
Sam: My Son had Mud Smears all over his shirt when I came back from work!

Don: Disgusting!
by Join Free November 26, 2016
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Shit in the mud

A boring person who tends to not want to do anything.
by K.L.A October 30, 2020
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