Mario

Mario is the kind of man that sleeps all day long, never works out and has never done the dishes. He doesn’t know how to pass Math 1, and neither do his dumb friends Eduard & Peter. He is a racist, even tho he’s Chinese. And a queer. He usually has sex with rabbits. He is bald, and an idiot, but he is my baby brother and I love him.

Look at that pile of dishes, you’re such a Mario.
Stop fucking that rabbit, you’re so Mario.
He hasn’t gotten out of bed all day, he’s pulling a Mario.

by Marhugva November 21, 2021

Mario

A social reject who prays on the weak but in reality is weaker themselves someone who is afraid of conflict but tries to cause it for no reason likes gay artist and cosplaying and putting on underwear

Wow I feel such a Mario

by Omarqiscool November 21, 2021

Mario

Talks a lot of shit and bully’s people who don’t wanna fight back

Your a Mario also know as a bitch

by Mario mj November 21, 2021

Mario

Mario is a great person and human very funny cute medium ugly and athletic. He is strong intelligent and a go getter he is also a grest thinker and a loyal friend and boyfriend. He also likes to workout and he is a big showoff. He has a quick temper but also has a big heart. He also is known for cheating but has never really cheated. Also he might like a girl named Marie.

Yo Mario is kind of like the greatest mario

by Clampsz2.0 November 21, 2021

Marios

A mythical creature believed by ancient stories to live in Cyprus. His sighting has never been confirmed however it is believed that he lives among us. Witnesses have claimed that he has an extraordinarily large penis and muscles, and in general is at peek of male dominance, some even consider a god

Guy 1: “Bro how do you get all the girls at every party?!”
Guy2: “ Im just a marios bro, been working out for many years

by N I G E R S November 22, 2021

mario kart champ

Lol the most skilled player ever known to man...good luck trying to ever take first place against a doode like this...GoGo Boots speed...and mostly known as Danny...also if you are named Arla you prolly lost

Damn. He’s a true Mario Kart Champion

by YERT42069 October 17, 2019

Super Mario Bros.

1. A series of video games developed and published by Nintendo.
2. A 1985 video game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)/Family Computer (Famicom) and later rereleased for the Game Boy Advance, Nintendo Wii Virtual Console, Wii U Virtual Console, Nintendo 3DS Virtual Console, and a title included with Nintendo Switch Online for the Nintendo Switch.

1. Super Mario Bros. is overrated
2. Someone beat the world record speed run for Super Mario Bros.

by Cezico October 19, 2019