Stoned as a goat

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.

Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.

by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021

cracked and goated

cracked and goated is what the famous N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite

yo N0bleN1Njaz is cracked and goated at fortnite he will box you like a fish you are so dogwater and ricewater

by Snowy098 September 29, 2021

stink goat

A hairy lesbian hippys long sweaty flaps dangling out on a hot summers day.

"Oh man Bertha - your sweat is outlining your stink goat again".

by drrryl March 4, 2016

Goat Barn

The act of inserting an entire goat into the human rectum repeatedly as a punishment for poor performance in an otherwise unrelated activity.

I got goat barned last week in fantasy football when Jonathan Taylor hung 5 touchdowns on the Bills.

by BugJohnJr December 7, 2021

goat loaf

steaming rancid goat turd

dude dropped a massive goat loaf barking and foaming at the ass
nearly puked

by rancid ass foam September 26, 2021

Goat Gored

To be severely injured by a goat.

jeffrey shouldn't have climbed that mountain, he got goat gored pretty good.

by Judicium May 22, 2015

The Sleepy Goat

A variation of the goat where the man is either laying in the fetal position or flat on his stomach, cock and balls tucked back between his thighs, resembling a sleepy goat face.

Pat really needs to start wearing pants to bed, everytime I walk through the room it's like an ugly ass goat is just staring me down!

Her: send me a dick pic

Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019

Her:

Him: hits her with the sleepy goat

Her: *sploosh*

by MaDMeMeS February 14, 2019