on the flip flop

When one is "on the flip flop", they have deliberately misinformed another individual and then, after creating a sufficient confusion, owned up to their machinations to the visible disappointment of their victim.
simplified:
changing your mind

-monika said one thing and did another
-well i guess shes on the flip flop

by vikkkkk September 6, 2020

Fiery flop

The act of setting your balls on fire and flopping them around

Idiot 1: I fiery flopped myself yesterday

Idiot 2: why just why would you do that

by Cumcoconigger May 1, 2021

doodle flop

The male version of boob wobble

Did you see him run down the stairs with no underwear on? He had doodle flop

by definedreasoning March 26, 2024

Flop Job

When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag

“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”

by 30bones February 13, 2024

hair flop

Something that every long-Haired person had. It’s that wet hair that they leave on the shower walls.

Doctor: you have to stop eating your wife’s hair flop

Me: BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD

by FrappaCHINA June 5, 2021

cock flops

a screw up a big peice of shit a loser

those damn cock flops suck

by Ryan Mann November 20, 2003

Flip flop floop shit!

STOP FLIPPING AND FLOPPING AND FLOPPING MY SHIT KAREN!!

Generally something used in anger when youve run out of things to say.

Person 1: did you just drop my fishsticks?

Person 2: duh bitch

Person 1: FLIP FLOP FLOOP SHIT!!!!!! >:(

by Nicholies raviolies May 19, 2019