Sage Face

A kind of dazed and confused facial expression that occurs during one's first 30 days of sobriety. Typically it is made by a resident of the Sage dorm at Baldy Hughes.

Look at his sage face (when he got an extra plate of sausages during breakfast)

by baldinhuhes December 18, 2017

Sami-face

A look of disgust, usually seen on a brown guys face after being insulted ten or twenty times by close friends. Usually preceeds dirty looks and horrible acts of violence.

A: You suck ass!
B: *sami-face*

A situation like this usually follows B planning to kill A or B walking away all depressed.

by ISSC March 10, 2010

face wristie

if wristie refers to the humble hand-job, a face-wristie is a wristie performed by the mouth.

by jingo! josh madden would never knock back a face wristie!

by carly_bon_bon August 10, 2010

shatter-faced

when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.

dog, pat is fucking shatter-faced yo.

by mc rb March 23, 2007

Drunk in the Face

The feeling you get from imbibing intoxicating liquids, but not to the extend that it effects the majority of your mechanical bodily functions, but only those controlling facial muscles. Symptoms include; hotness in the face, a feeling of bloating in the facial, a redness in the complexion akin to the colour of a swollen Baboon's vagina and finally a dull throb similar to that of a turgid pubescent male cock.

Yo bitch did you get crunk last night? no, I was only drunk in the face...

by corealis March 1, 2011

liquor face

The contorted and often stupid look on your face after taking a shot of liquor or drinking a stiff cocktail. Attempts to conceal your liquor face from others usually have mostly only partial effectiveness unless you've become a professional lush, which can take many years of rigorous training. Similar to the O-Face but less rewarding.

I'm ashamed of my liquor face but I need to get drunk, so...

by MrSnooze May 28, 2010

Stoney Face

The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.

Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.

by Tortellini friendship June 20, 2011