When a man stealthily breaks wind in the morning whilst in bed with his wife or girlfriend then slips out from under the duvet and briskly opens the curtains to flood the room with bright morning light. The lady then by automatic response pulls the duvet over her own head and takes a good lung full thus gasing herself...
I Double Dutch'ed my girlfriend on Saturday morning which triggered quite a serious Asthma attack...
by GlynC July 31, 2006
Get the Double Dutchmug. by BigDaddy1013 May 10, 2016
Get the Dutch Mudflapmug. When two people are 69ing under the covers. You finger each others assholes, fart, remove fingers and rub any shit/ass scent under eachothers noses.
This is a hybrid move of the Dutch Oven and the Dirty Sanchez.
This is a hybrid move of the Dutch Oven and the Dirty Sanchez.
"Last night we gave eachother a Dutch Mexican."
"Damn you smell like you just came from having a Dutch Mexican"
"Have you ever participated in a Dutch Mexican?"
"No Dude, that's gross."
"Damn you smell like you just came from having a Dutch Mexican"
"Have you ever participated in a Dutch Mexican?"
"No Dude, that's gross."
by GrossILoveIt January 1, 2021
Get the Dutch Mexicanmug. The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.
Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.
Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.
Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.
Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
by Stredball February 8, 2013
Get the Self Dutchingmug. A traditional rural Dutch activity that involves fun, healthy, and friendship building. Normally, this activity is performed with a peacock, but can be performed with a goat or a block of cheese.
by Tinkle Hurlabutton April 18, 2019
Get the Dutch Farmboymug. by ᴆɛᴌ July 7, 2023
Get the Dutch housemug. by WTFuck July 14, 2015
Get the dutch holidaymug.