BOSTON TABLE TOP

THE ACT OF CLIMBING ON TOP OF A GLASS TOP TABLE AND CRAPING ON THE GLASS, AND SMEARING IT WITH YOUR CHEEKS IN A CLOCKWISE MOTION

MAN I NEED TO SPICE UP MY SEX LIFE, I HAVE AN IDEA HOW ABOUT A BOSTON TABLE TOP. BE CAREFUL NOT TO SLIP.

by BEAVER LIQUORS December 15, 2009

boston cream pie

Like a cream pie but blowing a nut in her ass.

So she don't get pregent I gave her a Boston Cream pie.

by daaavvvee April 03, 2008

Boston Tea Party

A way to remember the actual Boston Tea Party that is held before you and your girlfriend are about to engage in sexual activity. While your girlfriend is waiting for you on the bed, you quickly jump on the bed and throw her off the "boat" (or bed in this case) like a box of tea.

"Michelle and I were about to do it but we had a Boston Tea Party and she ended up breaking her wrist from the fall"

by WetJet September 29, 2009

Boston Steamer II

When giving oral sex to your partner from behind while your partner evacuates air in your face.

I was eating my girl out from behind and she gave me the Boston Steamer.

by Golgo13 May 24, 2005

Boston Creamer

When two gays are going at it, and one pulls out his wiener and it's covered in shit. The gay who was getting his butt plowed (Gay #1) then proceeds to jizz all over the other dude's doo doo covered wang. The Boston Creamer is then enjoyed by Gay #1.

"Jeff gave Kris a boston creamer last night." "Oh, I didn't know Kris was gay."

by Yo-Nai!!!! February 24, 2010

Boston Tea Party

when a young female is laying on a surface, preferrably a bed, opens her mouth and the male proceeds to urinate in her mouth. then, the male sticks his ballsack in her mouth and dips them in the urine. Finally, he uses his testicles as a paint brush and paints the womans face like that of the traditional Native American. Thus, we have the Boston Tea Party.

"Stacy is crazy. Last night she let me give her a Boston Tea Party."

by Matty Scals October 20, 2007

Boston Tea Bagger

To dunk a bag of Hot Beans on a females face, generally after walking through Piers Park.

John and Samantha were walking through Piers Park, they stopped to purchase some Hot Beans from Carl.

Samantha got down on the ground, John proceeded to hover over and slowly dunk his Hot Beans on her face.John then stated, "Nothing like a good Boston Tea Bagger in Piers Park!"

Samantha shouted in joy, "I love your Hot Beans!".

by Carl The Bean Vendor April 05, 2010