infinite blondness

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.

In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.

by OneEvilSonUvABitch September 02, 2011

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camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.

A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."

by Dvnt1 February 25, 2025

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Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.

A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."

by Dvnt1 February 25, 2025

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Barbie: Hey ken what day is it?

Ken: Kiss a blonde day!

Barbie: I meant the number...

by Underground loser December 30, 2023

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Jamielia Johnson is the living definition of this word. She is the craziest person you will ever meet if you see her run.

“Did you see Jamielia”
“Yh she’s the definition of dumb blonde”

by Anonymous111105 October 13, 2020

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Dumb Blonde is the definition of a dumb girl who either has blonde hair, or dyed her hair blonde.

by 'suppeeps April 01, 2021

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A girl who is blonde and dumb and probably has no titties but a thick ass. Her name either starts with an H or ends with an A or maybe both.

God that girl is such a dumb blonde! She only passed english because she looked up the answers online!

by tittymaster69420 July 13, 2020

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