twitter

a useless site where people talk about how they do stuff all the time

"do people with no lives go on twitter?"
"most of people on twitter don't have lives, but some just barely go on there those who just do one thing on twitter only once probably has a life"

by mknkn July 1, 2014

titter tatter

Small petty argument over nothing

U 2 stop titter tattering over nothing

by tittertatter January 18, 2016

Twittercide

When you kill your career via stupid twitter comments.

Roseanne committed twittercide

by One21jiggawatts August 6, 2018

Twitter

The place Donald Trump goes when he forgets he is the president.

Person 1:Did you see trumps tweet?
Person 2: Yeah, that guy make me not want to use Twitter.
Person 1&2: I hate trump.

by Lotus 2.0 April 2, 2020

Twitter

A website that suspends innocent people, but doesn't suspend pedophiles.

"If only twitter would suspend these pedos."
"Why would they? They actively support them."

by Suspend ProdigyFNRP on twitter September 23, 2020

twitter-hyped

When someone or something only gets success or recognition on twitter but outside of the app, the hype is not even closely matched. Can be synonymous with fraudulence in terms of truthful relevancy.

"Why Dua Lipa can't get anumber one album or song? They love her so much on twitter. She's so talented and i always see positive viral tweets about her and her perfomances?"

"Oh. It's cus she twitter-hyped"

by Ryan1989 December 30, 2020

twitter

a very dangerous place, you might need a hazmat suit

im going on twitter

by Tranman64 January 9, 2021